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REASONS SAILING IS BETTER THAN SEX:

- You don't have to hide your collection of sailboat magazines.

- It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Sail with you once in a while.

- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Sailing.

- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Sailing your boat, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

- Your Sailing partner doesn't get upset and really does forget about people you sailed with long ago.

- It's perfectly respectable to Sail with a total stranger.

- When you see a really good Sailor, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Sailing together.

- If your regular Sailing partner isn't available, they won't object or criticize if you Sail with someone else.

- Nobody will ever tell you that if you Sail by yourself, you’ll go blind.

- When dealing with a Sailing pro, you never have to wonder if he’s really an undercover cop.

- You can have a Sailing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Sailing jokes, and invite coworkers to Sail with you without getting sued for harassment or sex discrimination at work

- There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases.

- If you want to watch Sailing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel and you don’t need to feel guilty watching on the family TV.

- Nobody expects you to Sail with the same partner for the rest of your life.·

- Nobody expects you to give up Sailing if your partner loses interest in it.

- Your Sailing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Sailed last week! Is sailing all you ever think about?"