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Originalmente publicado por duendes4
Mejor en inglés.. que no se entiende nada.. 
Ahora me he quedado con la intriga.. |
Es cierto... mi Español escrito es muy mal? Desculpa...
Aqui estas....
Little Johnny goes hunting!
Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and forth in his rocking chair.
The old man said, What you got there son?
Johnny said, Got me some chicken wire.
What you going do with that chicken wire son? Asked the old man.
Going to catch me some chickens! Said Johnny.
You cannot catch chickens with chicken wire! Said the old man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on down the street.
About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old mans front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldn't believe his eyes.
About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the old mans porch. What you got now son?
Got me some duct tape.
And what you going do with that duct tape? The old man asked.
Going to catch me some ducks!
You cannot catch ducks with duct tape! Said the old man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.
About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch.
What you got now son? Asked the old man.
Johnny said, got me some pussy willow.
The old man said.... WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!