piratas internautas

[rebuff]

cerveza para todos, tengo un velero en venta y he recibido el siguiente mensaje, ya me direis que os parece. Lógicamente no le he dado nada de lo que me pide, ya que nos sé porque me huele todo a chamusquina.

Thanks for the swift response

I am perfectly okay with it due to your description, i'm using this opportunity to announce to you that i am just an agent in this sale.

I have contacted my client who is interested in buying and he has responded very positively and i have given him my own price for selling to Him.

He will be paying you with a certified bank cheque that will be credited into your account in 2-3 working days.

He will be sending you a cheque that will be more than your asking price,i mean your selling price to me.

Any amount above your asking price will be for the shipping cost and my own gain/commission as an agent in this sale and will be sent back to me.

As regards the pick up,as soon as you confirm to me that the cheque is cleared in your account,you will deduct your asking price which is your money and send the rest money back to me and i will inform my shipper to come to your location for the pick! up immediatelty.

If you are okay with this conditions i want you to fill in the following information of sending you the cheque.

Full Name that will be written on the cheque:
Full Address where the cheque will be sent to:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Phone(Home,Mobile,Office):
Last price:

I am 100% assuring you that everything will be okay with the cheque because i trust my client so much and i will ensure that you recieve payment atleast in 10 working days.

I also want you to know that any profit i make from this transaction is how use to earn a living.

Delete the advert from where you placed it on internet cause my client is ready to pay and consider it sold to my client.

I hope you are clear with all my explanations about the payment ???

Looking forward to read from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Robert Smith

[Choquero]

Y te mandarán el cheque, y lo ingresarás en tu cuenta, y el banco te abonará el importe, y tu girarás la comisión al vendedor.







Pasadas un par de semanas sin noticias del maromo, de pronto descubres un agujero en tu cuenta corriente, y cuando vas al banco pensando que se trata de un error te dicen que el talón no tenía fondos o que era falso, así que de lo dado, nada de nada.






Es un timo demasiado visto ya en la Taberna.

[VENTURA]

Chamusquina total,
habrá alguien que pique?
Conmigo también lo intentaron en la venta de mi barco, pero como uno es y más que los , pues eso.
No bebais mucho que no nos lien, saludos cofrades. Ventura.

[TYPERBCN]

Tongo total, depende en que pagina lo pongas te llega mucha porqueria de esta

[Thomas_Keefer]

...pásales esto, anda, que en España damos clases, no las recibimos

[PeZio]

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

[Yofloto]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

Solicito permiso para utilizar esto... como tantas buenisimas frases y citas de cofrades de esta Taberna. ¡Un inglés que se entiende "tó"!!!

¡Este! ¡Este es el inglés que deberían exijir en CY!!!

Saludos.

[IRRINTZI]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

[Kendwa]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

¡BESTIAL!