piratas internautas

[rebuff]

cerveza para todos, tengo un velero en venta y he recibido el siguiente mensaje, ya me direis que os parece. Lógicamente no le he dado nada de lo que me pide, ya que nos sé porque me huele todo a chamusquina.

Thanks for the swift response

I am perfectly okay with it due to your description, i'm using this opportunity to announce to you that i am just an agent in this sale.

I have contacted my client who is interested in buying and he has responded very positively and i have given him my own price for selling to Him.

He will be paying you with a certified bank cheque that will be credited into your account in 2-3 working days.

He will be sending you a cheque that will be more than your asking price,i mean your selling price to me.

Any amount above your asking price will be for the shipping cost and my own gain/commission as an agent in this sale and will be sent back to me.

As regards the pick up,as soon as you confirm to me that the cheque is cleared in your account,you will deduct your asking price which is your money and send the rest money back to me and i will inform my shipper to come to your location for the pick! up immediatelty.

If you are okay with this conditions i want you to fill in the following information of sending you the cheque.

Full Name that will be written on the cheque:
Full Address where the cheque will be sent to:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Phone(Home,Mobile,Office):
Last price:

I am 100% assuring you that everything will be okay with the cheque because i trust my client so much and i will ensure that you recieve payment atleast in 10 working days.

I also want you to know that any profit i make from this transaction is how use to earn a living.

Delete the advert from where you placed it on internet cause my client is ready to pay and consider it sold to my client.

I hope you are clear with all my explanations about the payment ???

Looking forward to read from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Robert Smith

[Choquero]

Y te mandarán el cheque, y lo ingresarás en tu cuenta, y el banco te abonará el importe, y tu girarás la comisión al vendedor.







Pasadas un par de semanas sin noticias del maromo, de pronto descubres un agujero en tu cuenta corriente, y cuando vas al banco pensando que se trata de un error te dicen que el talón no tenía fondos o que era falso, así que de lo dado, nada de nada.






Es un timo demasiado visto ya en la Taberna.

[VENTURA]

Chamusquina total,
habrá alguien que pique?
Conmigo también lo intentaron en la venta de mi barco, pero como uno es y más que los , pues eso.
No bebais mucho que no nos lien, saludos cofrades. Ventura.

[TYPERBCN]

Tongo total, depende en que pagina lo pongas te llega mucha porqueria de esta

[Thomas_Keefer]

...pásales esto, anda, que en España damos clases, no las recibimos

[PeZio]

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

[Yofloto]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

Solicito permiso para utilizar esto... como tantas buenisimas frases y citas de cofrades de esta Taberna. ¡Un inglés que se entiende "tó"!!!

¡Este! ¡Este es el inglés que deberían exijir en CY!!!

Saludos.

[IRRINTZI]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

[rebuff]

El muy plasta sigue insistiendo, le he mandado lo del timo de la estampeta.......

un saludo......rebuff




Hello,

Got your mail as well and thanks for getting back to me today again.

The payment can only be made with a bank cheque that will be credited into your bank account atleast in 3-5 workings days that you have deposited the cheque in your bank account.

Be rest assured that everything will be 100% okay and alright with the cheque that my client will send to you.

I will also wait until the cheque has cleared in your bank account before the shipment can be done.

If you are okay with this conditions i want you to fill in the following information of sending you the cheque.

Full Name that will be written on the cheque:
Full Address where the cheque will be sent to:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Phone(Home,Mobile,Office):
Last price:

I am 100% assuring you that everything will be okay with the cheque because i trust my client so much and i will ensure that you recieve payment atleast in 10 working days.

I also want you to know that any profit i make from this transaction is how use to earn a living.

Delete the advert from where you placed it on internet cause my client is ready to pay and consider it sold to my client.

I hope you are clear with all my explanations about the payment ???

Looking forward to read from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Robert Smith

[Kendwa]

Originalmente publicado por PeZio

Ya habrá quien caiga en estos timos, tal vez impulsados por la necesidad.

¿Puedo responder con mi fluído inglés?


Dear Mr. Agent,

You have olvidated to take the medication today? Acaso do you think that I'n chuping the finger, or inclusing that I was born yesterday?

You go very malamenting by this way, estafing to the innocent peña.

But you don't go de rositas, no. I have rastreated your IP and now i know dónde your ranchou is.

I have quedated with your jetamen.

Look back when you caminating by the street, behind a esquining te salgo.

Run, cobarding, run. Run as a gusaning you are and escond in your house, when you menos te lo espering, the liebre jumps.

Buenos días y una de cafeses.

¡BESTIAL!

[Yofloto]

Pues yo he recibido hoy esto... un drama digno de una novela!!!

Mensaje: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr From;Madam Nary Mesah Tel;00225 45582929 My Dear, PLEASE DO REPLY ME WITH THIS PRIVATE MAIL: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Son Musa intend to establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life. I can confide on you for the brighter future of my children since you are a human being like me. There is this huge amount of Fifteen Million five hundred thousand united states dollars. ($15.500.000.00) which my late Husband kept for us with a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire before he was assasinated by unknown persons.Now I and my son Musa decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons. We want you to help us claim and retrieve these fund from the Security company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas: 1). Telecommunication 2). the transport industry 3). Five star hotel 4). Real Estate If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 10% Of the total fund. You can call my son Musa for more explanation on this number: 00225 45582929 I await your soonest response. Respectfully yours, Mrs Nary Mesah. PLEASE DO REPLY ME WITH THIS PRIVATE MAIL: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr

[capitan necora]

Originalmente publicado por Yofloto

Pues yo he recibido hoy esto... un drama digno de una novela!!!

Mensaje: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr From;Madam Nary Mesah Tel;00225 45582929 My Dear, PLEASE DO REPLY ME WITH THIS PRIVATE MAIL: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Son Musa intend to establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life. I can confide on you for the brighter future of my children since you are a human being like me. There is this huge amount of Fifteen Million five hundred thousand united states dollars. ($15.500.000.00) which my late Husband kept for us with a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire before he was assasinated by unknown persons.Now I and my son Musa decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons. We want you to help us claim and retrieve these fund from the Security company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas: 1). Telecommunication 2). the transport industry 3). Five star hotel 4). Real Estate If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 10% Of the total fund. You can call my son Musa for more explanation on this number: 00225 45582929 I await your soonest response. Respectfully yours, Mrs Nary Mesah. PLEASE DO REPLY ME WITH THIS PRIVATE MAIL: narymesahfamily02@yahoo.fr

Hola, esta visto que el tamaño si importa.

salud

[valtarfloo]

Como soy una Santa, siempre les respondo, tanto a las pbrecitas que se quedan huerfanas con millones, como a los de Costa de Marfil y demas que me quieren comprar alguna de las reliquias que poseo, hasta me mandan sus DNI ! Falsos claro esta!, pero por mas que les sigo la corriente, cuando me aburro, jamas llegamos a un acuerdo. Je,je,

[valtarfloo]

Y Sigo.... al ultimo le dije que en mi pais existe una tasa especial de alcohol, y que me tenia que enviar 2000 euros, antes de que yo le remitiese los 1000 euros que me pedia,jjejje, pos estoy esperando su respuesta.

[Polizón]

Jeje, pues yo le diría que mande el cheque y así te queda un recuerdo del pardillo en cuestión y al menos se molesta en enviarlo.
Lo que no entiendo es cómo insisten en darnosla a los españoles, si saben de sobra que nosotros inventamos todo eso.
Es como pretender ir a robar a la cárcel
Saludos.